T'was the Night of Thanksgiving
T’was the night of Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned,
The dark meat and white.
But I fought the temptation,
With all of my might.
Tossing and turning,
with anticipation.
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge,
Full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey,
And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
Beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling,
So plump and so round.
‘til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding,
And a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell
As I soared past the trees
Happy eating to all,
Pass the cranberries, please!!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious,
May your pies take the prize
And May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!
...written by Lauren
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Day!
7 comments:
Thank you! Same to you!
Enjoy the day! Happy Turkey day!
LOL turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love the turkey who's popped his thingie...wait a minute, that doesn't sound good. ;)
Hi Everyone!
Glad everyone enjoyed the turkeys! Bellezza, there actually was a racier turkey cartoon with the popper, but it is Thanksgiving! :D
Love the blog...I gave you an award.
http://maryinhb.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-won-award.html
Hi Mary!
Thank you so much!
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